Archive for October, 2010



Many Android Tablets are pouring in this year even in Indian Markets and even Govt. of India has announced a 35$ Android tablet PC for students. Huawei Smakit S7 however is already announced earlier this year has entered Indian Market- 7 inch Display screen device running on Android 2.2 Froyo.

With Olivepad, Samsung Tab and Dell Streak in Market, Huawei decided to bring affordable range of Android Tablet PC in India. Huawei Smakit S7 has a Qualcomm SnapDragon ARM processor, and runs the 2.2 version of Google Android operating system. It boasts an 800 x 480 pixel resolution with WVGA touchscreen. Smakit S7 has resistive touchscreen which may be turn down for some users but you will love 720 pixel high definition (720p HD) video playback.

Tech Specs:
Huawei Smakit S7 supports 3G voice as well as data, 802.11b/g/n WiFi, Bluetooth 2.1, and HSPA/UMTS 3G connectivity. Also, it has  two USB 2.0 ports, and two microSDHC slots which can be used to increase the phone’s memory. 3.2 MP Camera captures decent quality of pictures. HDMI out feature allows you to connect and playback videos and display on Television and Laptops. Impressive thing is that anything displayed on Smakit S7 can simultaneously be displayed on screens of other devices such as TVs, PCs, and other handsets running on Android.

Pricing:
Huawei Smakit S7 is launched in India at price of Rs. 14,000 approx.

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A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her a great trip.

The wife answers: “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”

The husband laughs and says: “An Italian girl!!!” The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?”

“Very good, thank you.”

“And, what happened to my present?”

“Which present?” She asked.

“The one I asked for – an Italian girl!!”

“Oh, that” she said “Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!”


Apple is in talks with Reliance Communications and Tata Teleservices to launch the CDMA version of iPhone in India, one of the fastest growing mobile markets in the world. Click on the link below to read the full article,

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Tech-Personal-Tech-Gadgets-Special/Apple-to-launch-CDMA-iPhone-in-India/articleshow/6740094.cms


This scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg, South Africa & London.

A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man. Very disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. “You obviously do not see it then?” she asked. “You placed me next to a black man.. I did not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat.””Be calm please,” the hostess replied. “Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available.”The hostess went away & then came back a few minutes later.”Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in Economy Class.I spoke to the captain & he informed me that there is also no seat in Business Class. All the same, we still have one place in First Class.”Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued.”It is not usual for our company to permit someone from Economy Class to sit in First Class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting.”The Hostess turned to the black guy, & said, “Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in First Class.”At that moment, the other passengers, who’d been shocked by what they had just witnessed, stood up & applauded.


A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down  and
engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but
her attention is galvanized when
she hears one of them say the following:

“Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.”

The lady can’t take this any more,  “You foul-mouthed
sex obsessed pig,” she
retorted indignantly. “In this country we don’t speak aloud
in Public places about our sex
lives.

“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man.
“Who talkin’ abouta sex? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how
to spell ”Mississippi.”


This image shows Jackie Chan working as a stunt man in Bruce Lee’s Enter the Dragon. One of those rare moments were two masters of the same craft worked together. Who would have known that the stunt man would turn out to be the greatest movie star from Asia. Check out the link below for more details,

http://wisevishvesh.wordpress.com/2010/10/08/two-masters/


Little Johnnie’s neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie’s family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnnie’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby’s missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. When Johnnie looked in the crib he said,
‘What a beautiful baby.’
The mother said,’Why, thank you, Johnnie.

Johnnie said, ‘He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes.

Can he see alright?”Yes’, the mother replied, ‘we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.

”That’s great’, said Little Johnnie,’cuz he’d be f****d if he needed glasses’

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