A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down  and
engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but
her attention is galvanized when
she hears one of them say the following:

“Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.”

The lady can’t take this any more,  “You foul-mouthed
sex obsessed pig,” she
retorted indignantly. “In this country we don’t speak aloud
in Public places about our sex
lives.

“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man.
“Who talkin’ abouta sex? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how
to spell ”Mississippi.”

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